We don’t report from the sidelines. We drive it.
The Royal Texan covers the world of automobiles, transport, and motion with the perspective of one who lives it—long drives, hard turns, early engines, and late-night repairs. We write from the driver’s seat, not the press release. What you’ll find here isn’t trend-chasing or clickbait, it’s truth told with experience, elegance (hopefully), and just enough grit to keep things honest.
Each machine is treated with discernment. Whether it’s a hand-built grand tourer or a ranch-worn truck that still smells of mesquite and WD40, if it rolls with intention and carries a story, it has a place here.
You’ll find reviews rooted in firsthand experience, advice drawn from years behind the wheel, and the kind of insight only earned through doing, not guessing. We don’t shout. We guide. And when appropriate, we’ll let the humor idle just above sarcasm.
This is driving as a philosophy. Motion as narrative. And always…always…with integrity.
